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 Please tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes
 Lesbian Vegetarians, Are really confused by this
 Why is being in the military like a blowjob? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel
 I asked her if she was good at sucking dick and she sent me these two pics!
 Why did God give men a penis? Sh he'd have at least one way to shut a woman up
 He was carrying a Rucksack
 Mom look I'm Unicorn!
 My penis is always like " have a sex with her" and I'm like " no penis, go back to sleep. I just want to cuddle her" My penis is a dick
 Daddy! just give her a time out!
 I got a dig bick, You read it wrong! Dirty mind much?
Shout dirty to me! I've shit the bed!!

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